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Car guards that were given the Audi R8 plan to change the world

Posted on 15. Jan, 2010 by .

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We’re almost expecting the ‘anonymous businessman’ that granted a gift of an Audi R8 to two Cape Town car guards to reveal himself as an ABSA vehicle credit adviser in a couple of weeks, but until then – the duo have cut a hole in the bonnet of the R1.4 million sportscar and are taking donations to help others in need.

Hmmm – Top Gear are coming to town soon…Audi are making a big noise about the E-tron…World Cup?

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Audi totally misfires with latest Maranello ad

Posted on 05. Oct, 2009 by .

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In our opinion the latest Audi R8 ‘Maranello’ TVC is crap.

It leaves us with a feeling that if you so happen to choose an R8 as your flava of motoring pornography – you’re selecting the wannabe version of a Ferrari. The fact that a small Italian scooter can keep up to the thing in the final shot is embarrassing.

This is ‘subtle comparative advertising’ gone very wrong for the wannabe. If the Italians are going to chase this slow moving thing outta their towns, why would you you consider it better than driving a proper prancing horse. Save up Bigboy and buy yourself a proper sportscar otherwise stick to driving the Uno until then.


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