Cocaine energy drink - potent bull

The energy drink industry is set for a competative trip. A new beverage. called Cocaine, has been launched in Las Vegas in an attempt to unseat Red Bull from its turf.

Its claimed that the new stuff is 350 percent more potent than Red Bull  Billed as "the legal alternative," it claims to bring a high in five minutes, with a caffeine after-boost 15 minutes later. Effects last five hours.

An additional secret ingredient was added to slightly numb the throat, just to give that added sensation that regular cocaine does. No toilet seat required, mirrors optional.

We really hope that the owners of the original cocaine brand name sue this lot for copyright infringement. Surely thats not legal.

Cocaine energy drink competes with Red Bull - Las Vegas blog
Cocaine energy drink sparks buzz - News.com.au

Comments

[nick centonni]

were can i get this product

[dave]

dont let the media mock you. the second it hits shelfs, im buying it. sounds like a great product. they make candy cigarets for kids, so why not an energy drink for adults. adults are the people who need it, people like me, people who get up at six a.m. and work 12 hours 6 days a week. we need this product in todays busy world.

[earthquake]

Vote against this product...copy and paste this link to your adress bar...

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Stop it before it starts!

[Eugene Moretti]

gimme some.....Where do i buy it from....what stores

[Steven]

I finally found the drink and more info on it here Cocaine Energy Drink

[Cocaine Drink]

dumb concept, smart yet dumb calling it cocaine energy drink Yeah was an interesting ploy, but the product itself stinks.. why not make it atleast consumeable? While you get alot of attention for a short period of time nobody is actually going to continue to consume it, they'll try it once maybe.. but that's it.. you'll see this go away