How to motivate your staff

Buy them this Subbuteo Giant Inflatable Pitch for them to run out their frustrations at lunch time.

Forget a dodgy foosball table - that's a bit retro now - this stadium of dreams will feel like playing at the Allianz stadium in Munich.

The blow-up enclosure is ideal for four-man kickabouts in the back garden. Simply plug in its über-powerful pump and the entire shebang - goalposts, pillars and all - inflates in about 30 seconds.

At only £294.95 - you're going to be sicker than David Beckham after a dry run. A ball and complimentary super model wife are not included.

Subbuteo Giant Inflatable Pitch - Firebox