Can’t touch this
Posted on 09. Mar, 2006 by Cassandra in Technology
AJ Venter’s blog revelation was a treat for sure, but hold onto your skants kids…the master of rhyme and reason; MC Hammer has a blog.
To prove it’s actually MC (is that his first name?) that writes the brilliant script and signs off each photo-venture with the catchphrase ‘Hammertime – From my sidekick’….here’s a pic of a rather chilly looking master with hand tentatively on movable computer keyboard.
BTW – MC Hammer was a famous American rap pioneer that composed and crafted these generation defining lyrics:
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bump bump bump yeah, you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look man, you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You’ll probably get hyped boy ’cause you know you can’t, you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school’s back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can’t touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Stunning! Let the Google traffic crash our server now!









Martin
09. Mar, 2006
Chuck Norris is the only one who can touch MC Hammer.
Cherryflava
09. Mar, 2006
MC would love that – but does Mr Norris blog?
Craig Jamieson
10. Mar, 2006
There doesn’t seem to be a blog for Chuck Norris, but you can read his farewell to walker letter to fans. there goes my Sunday evenings on E …
katiep
10. Mar, 2006
doubt he blogs but guess who’s got a birthday…?
http://www.lusharazzi.com/lusharazzi/2006/03/chuck_norris_tu.html
peterg22
23. Mar, 2006
Think you have one “oh” too many in that first line