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Kazakhstan missing massive opportunity

Posted on 16. Nov, 2005 by Cassandra in Totally Whack

BoratThe tourist authority of Kazakhstan could not buy the amount of amazing marketing milage Borat has given them….and by wanting to sue Sacha Baron Cohen they are stuffing up a massive opportunity to get people to visit the country.

If you don’t yet know why an entire country is angry with a made up character -  check out these highlights from Borat’s input at the MTV Europe Music Awards:

Following Madonna’s performance

"That singer before me. Who was it? It was
very courageous of MTV to start the show with a
genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was
only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it
away.
"

Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very
revealing wrestling lycra costume)
, "Hello
it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS.
It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex
disease I

ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like
Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay.
"

Chillout people. Embrace your country’s apparent weirdness and get Borat to be your official mascot. We like….you like?

5 Responses to “Kazakhstan missing massive opportunity”

  1. Rob

    16. Nov, 2005

    Spot on!!!

  2. katiep

    17. Nov, 2005

    Borat is a my hero. i am liking to become his wife. we have a lemur and we will calling him “King Julian”

  3. ?ic @TomorrowToday.biz

    18. Nov, 2005

    Kazakhstan to sue Borat

    Yup it’s true a whole country is wanting to sue Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G.

  4. Kazakhstan to sue Borat

    Yup it’s true a whole country is wanting to sue Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G.

  5. CoolDog

    23. Nov, 2005

    What is so funny about Borat? I think you have to be incredibly stupid to laugh at what this strange dude says. May be you should travel more around the world then you won’t be so ethnocentric and perceive other countries so strange? We Americans have to stop being so arrogant in our ignorance of the world.

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