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January 29, 2004

Letting off steam

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Cherryflava, having spent a bit of time in 'the Big Apple' , felt a sense of nostalgia from this cracking photograph taken by Satan's Laundromat..

Contrary to popular believe, the New York authorities do not set up these steam contraptions for the amusement of the foreign tourists. The city is actually heated via a massive network of steam conducting pipes. The pipes run beneath the streets feeding the needs of the Manhatten buildings.
Now and then there is a bit of a pressure build up in the system...and therefore the need for these devices to release the steam.

See...now don't say you don't get any useful information from this website.

Plastic evolution

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Tired of your old looks? Get yourself down to a doctor and pump our pip with plastic. Hollywood clearly loves the concept. All is well documented at Aweful plastic surgery.

January 28, 2004

A smoke and a pancake

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Sitting around getting bent with your mates on a Friday night? Pull out 'The Grass Game'.
While totally gaffed you will really believe that your are a skunk king-pin. Broker deals, get nabbed by the cops, miss a few turns...everything is irie man.

Get this man...it's legal to smoke it, it's legal to own it...and if you're the owner of a hash bar it's legal to sell it....

Order your very own 'Grass game' .

Read on for those glossary of terms which could help you in the game....

Continue reading "A smoke and a pancake" »

Tips for Trevor

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Dear Trev

Here's a tip: The government spends so much money trying to collect tax. You employ thousands of highly qualified accountants to work out how much everybody must pay.
How about this: all income up to R50 000 is tax-free, there after everybody will pay 10% on the balance. Easy. And then even I won't have to pay somebody to work out my tax return...everybody is laughing.

Best regards

Cherryflava

Send your tip to Trevor.

January 27, 2004

Search for the truth

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If ever you have been stuck for an answer to a question - why not ask Googlism. for a bit of insight into your dilemma.

Example - who does one vote for in the upcoming elections? Here are some of the results which were generated.

Tony Leon:

tony leon is still upbeat about the da's prospects picture
tony leon is feeling dejected and stranded
tony leon is comparable to churchill and nelson mandela
tony leon is a leader whose dynamism and capacity for analysis keeps everyone on their toes
tony leon is out here
tony leon is invited
tony leon is a jew and would thus be in favour of a war
tony leon is to meet commonwealth secretary general don mckinnon in london later in the week to discuss zimbabwe's status within
tony leon is a political swindler"
tony leon is increasingly showing his true colours; that of a white racist south african leader

Marthinus van Schalkwyk

marthinus van schalkwyk is accused by a convicted criminal of sodomy
marthinus van schalkwyk is the new leader of the national party
marthinus van schalkwyk is cited by just 6% of the voters as a good np candidate for office
marthinus van schalkwyk is still making up his mind what to do with peter marais
marthinus van schalkwyk is the immediate successor of fw
marthinus van schalkwyk is probably too young and untried for such a major job
marthinus van schalkwyk is the western cape's new premier
marthinus van schalkwyk is adamant that a working relationship with the anc will move the country forward
Thabo Mbeki
thabo mbeki is different
thabo mbeki is better known as nelson mandela's successor than by his own name
thabo mbeki is to bring about real change
thabo mbeki is in washington
thabo mbeki is the son of african national congress activist govan mbeki
thabo mbeki is out of order
thabo mbeki is at it again
thabo mbeki is from the xhosa tribe and is a keen reader of the poetry of yeates
thabo mbeki is shown hugging a child at the welcoming ceremony for the summit in johannesburg on sunday
thabo mbeki is the son of another leading anc figure
thabo mbeki is still
thabo mbeki is a marked man
thabo mbeki is not afraid to tackle large issues
thabo mbeki is doing a good job as president of the country

Ok...so it seems that everybody has their up and downs. Not bad results compaired to one of the American election candidates

George W. Bush

george w. bush is a holy shit
george w. bush is also a member of the illuminist
george w. bush is no different
george w. bush is doing to affect women and
george w. bush is the most important person
george w. bush is a criminal and should be immediately held
george w. bush is a dictator
george w. bush is the turbanator
george w. bush is a monkey
george w. bush is escorted into the pentagon by
george w. bush is not my president
george w. bush is a man against the odds
george w. bush is definitely not bill clinton
george w. bush is his father's son
george w. bush is no poet
george w. bush is an android

Shame.

January 26, 2004

Found the translation

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Remember Bill Murray in the 80's movie wonder Ghostbusters?
Good because he is nothing like that in his new movie called 'Lost in translation'.
The movie is definately not for fans of Bad Boys 2 or the Rambo series. It's a thought-generating, voyeuristic peek into the lives of two people who are going through a mid-(Bill Murray) and a quarter-life (Scarlett Johansson) crisis. Both are stuck in the same hotel in Tokyo, Japan with their dreary lives flashing past them.

There is'nt much of a story, but the acting is world-class, the directing is inspirationally creative and the cinematography (the shots of Tokyo street-life) is entertainment in itself. Don't see this film if you're craving the sound of M16's being reloaded through a THX sound platform.
It's an art house movie at it's best. So if you have never seen the inside of a Cinema Nouveau theatre...then this is a good movie to start with.
Get some culture...check this fliek my bra.

January 23, 2004

Friday cartoon

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Following on from the 'Laugh it off' post , check out this legendary cartoon from Zapiro.

Anyone for Coke

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In Ghana it is believed that for the spirit to rest, a body has to be buried in a coffin representing something which was enjoyed during the living years.

This type of coffin show the deceased status level and obviously ensures that you rest in peace. Cherryflava knows a couple of people who would choose a big Bacardi bottle or a pack of Dunhill cigarettes as their resting vehicles.

Snowbunny time

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"So Jonny...what did you get up to on your holiday?"
"Well teacher, I stayed at home, played with my dog, crafted a lilo from old 'pool-noodles' and annoyed my mom for 5 weeks."
"Wonderful!" remarks teacher Jones. She then directs her attention to little Lily-Anne.
"So Lily-Anne, how was your Christmas holiday? Do anything interesting?"

"Mommy and Daddy bought me a new 'Hello Kitty' Snowbunny for Christmas. We cut from stinking hot Africa and headed to a friend of Mommy's villa in Arosa, Switzerland."

At this point the class squeals with glee.

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"First day on the slopes, I ripped some serious powder. Some lame shredder in front of me was calling some cheesy time-out...so I bounced a ramp pulling a 360 degree backflip into a fakie. My Snowbunny rocked baby. Remember...you're no bunny, till you got snowbunny."

January 22, 2004

Happy New Year

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Crack open the champagne - it's new year again. Forget 2004, it's time to get the monkey ON your back (right after you spank it) in the lunar year 4072 of the Golden Monkey (remember that TV show?) in the Chinese calendar.

The predictions for this year - well it's all good. Bush will struggle in the elections, global stock markets will rally and global violence will start to ease off.

Asian (and other) peoples will be celebrating tonight and for the next two weeks, eating, wearing red, eating, paying respect to their elders, eating, and eating some more.

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So...it flied lice and bla bean sau....goooood for youuuu.

January 21, 2004

Tasteless Starbucks

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Starbucks has recently opened their 7200-th store, and to celebrate, this viral ad has appeared on the internet.

It's clearly a ripoff of one of the most infamous photographs from the Vietnam war. There are just so many ironies here..American global cultural and commercial domination - linked with military oppression. But then again, as viral ads go...it's some creative genius playing the fool.
Cherryflava feels a coffeeflava'd lawsuit on order...with wings.

Surfs up girls

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The weather forecast for today is a blistering 31 degrees in the Mother City.
With light SE winds, and a city cocooned by the clear blue, crisp waters of the Atlantic ocean...it just makes you want to go SURFING.

Gone are the days where the waves were regarded as an exclusive old boys club. These days the ladies are getting in on the action and are shredding and ripping their own piece of the big blue.
To help the sistas look extra styling in the water....the Walden Wahine surf company has come out with a couple of cools sticks for da gals.
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The boards are lighter and designed espacially for the female surfer...plus they are designed florally functional. Nice one.


January 20, 2004

Close shave

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CNN reports that Gillette is about to release the new version of the Mach 3 Turbo razor.
This puppy comes with a built-in motor which emits a pulse like action which is supposed to raise the hairs before slicing them off.

The new razor will cost double the price of the Mach 3 and is due out in the US in May. Will it get to South Africa...and will South Africa be able to afford the luxury of such a close shave?
Bring on the buzzer baby.

Just laugh it off

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Laugh out loud (the satirical t-shirt company) have built a brand by spending lots of time in court. Understandable due to the company's growth from ripping off famous brands and trade marks.

All this litigation does however beg the question....how come if so many big companies are taking Laugh it off to court, are they still able to produce more brand offending t-shirts? Is the South African legal system so up the pole that this company cannot be stopped before they start? Hello...


Continue reading "Just laugh it off" »

January 19, 2004

Surfski on a wave

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The surfski season is once again on the go with yesterday being the first race of the new series.

Conditions were perfect...sun beating down at around 30 degrees, light SE wind and flat water...for the 14 km paddle from Oceana powerboat club to Clifton and back. It's amazing what a great city Cape Town is. The view from the ocean is breath-taking. A rocky coastline, urban luxury apartments and the world's most stunning mountain...all in one eyeframe.

I can't say that I broke the record in my race...but when you are lucky enough to be able to enjoy this sport, who really cares.

From Cairo To Cape

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Some crazy cyclists are just not happy with the Argus tour and have decided to cycle their way from Cairo to Cape Town. It's estimated that the ride will take three months and cover over 10 ooo km.

Where do these people get this much time?

January 18, 2004

Against the Bush

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Dubwa (US president George W.) is facing some stiff new opposition...from an unlikely source. Babes against Bush is a group of classy babe who have now come bare about their disapproval of their president.

Continue reading "Against the Bush" »

January 15, 2004

Panda...check

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San Diago zoo gave their baby panda, Mei Sheng, it's 4-month check-up...and everything is OK USA. The panda is one of four pandas which are at the zoo...the largest capitive population in the world.

Cherryflava is looking for news on our own Asia imports...the two baby Tigers...which are being trained how to kill in SA. Could any other country do a better job?
Pandas and tigers are both clearly highly endangered and very cute. Wonder why mossies can't become extinct?

January 13, 2004

Mommy's fluffy helper

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Cherryflava loves practical toys.

Teddy goes hi-tech and wireless with the new Wabi bear. Equiped with a cellphone-type receiver, the bear dials into a toll-free number and retrieves voice messages ...similar to you leaving a message on a cellphone. The Wabi bear giggles when it receives a message and you kid simply presses its badge to play the audio.
"Hi Jonny. Your mommy and daddy don't love you anymore. I'm in charge now and things are going to change around here. Sit up and shut down..lights off in 10 minutes."

January 12, 2004

Get yourself cultured

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If you are looking for a winning way to spend an evening, and rack up a few culture points, then get yourself down to Maynardville's outdoor theatre for this year's production of Macbeth.

This version is said to be very 'nightmare' -ish, so don't be suprised if the already goolish tale gets you just a bit jumpy.

Ironically there are may superstitions surrounding the play. actors believe that it is really bad lucky to call the play Macbeth..instead they refer to it as 'the Scottish play'

'The superstition seems to have arisen, in part, from the play's depiction of witchcraft, still a vital (though contested) belief in 1606, when the play was first performed. Like Marlowe's *Doctor Faustus* (1592?), in which staged incantations were occasionally reported to have raised real devils, *Macbeth* was believed to flirt dangerously with the Powers of Evil, bringing catastrophe down upon productions over the succeeding centuries. In fact, a staggering number of actors *has* suffered disaster during--or just after--productions of the play, including Stanislavski, Orson Welles, and Charlton Heston. Audiences and readers have also been afflicted; an 1849 performance was disrupted by a riot that killed more than 30 people, and Lincoln supposedly re-read it the night before his assassination. [2]

Those seeking rational reasons for the Scottish Curse have pointed to several features of the play as conducive to accidents: dim lighting and stage combat chief among them. Authentic productions often use broadswords, which are heavy and difficult to wield deftly, capable of inflicting considerable blunt trauma. Moreover, as Shakespeare's shortest play, *Macbeth* makes a logical last-minute addition to a company's repertoire and so can be dangerously under-rehearsed.'

The show runs from this week to the middle of February.

January 11, 2004

City ahoy

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Spotlights highlight the newly named Queen Mary 2 cruise ship in Southampton, January 8, 2004. It was the first time Britain's Queen Elizabeth has named a Cunard ship since the launch in 1967 of the QE2 (Queen Elizabeth 2), whose Southampton to New York service will be taken over by the 2,620-passenger Queen Mary 2 in April. REUTERS/Peter Macdiarmid


The biggest passenger ship in the world is due to set sail on it's maiden voyage tomorrow. did'nt they create this much fuss the last time the world witnessed the voyage of 'another large ship of Titanic proportion'.

'Cunard Line’s new Queen Mary 2, the largest liner ever, entered the water for the first time today as she was floated from her building dock to a finishing basin at the Alstom Chantiers shipyard here. This milestone signifies the final stages of construction for the $780-million liner prior to her maiden voyage on January 12, 2004.'

The ship is an update of the original Queen Mary which was a favourite ride for jetsetters (or linersetter) of yester year traveling trans-Atlantic. The old ship is now a museum moored in Los Angeles.

January 08, 2004

What to do on holiday

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If you are one of those lucky people who still find themselves on holiday in Cape Town, well here are a few ideas on what to do with the rest of your time off.

- Go to the aquarium in the waterfront and check out the big sharks. These ones are safely behind very thick glass, so not to worry.
- If you want to get more personal with the creatures of the deep, why don't you go shark cage diving or go to Hout Bay and take the ferry out to Seal Island.
- If non of these grab you and you feel like some physical exercise. Get through to Simon's Town and hire on eof those ocean kayaks. If you're lucky you could very well bumb into a couple of pengiuns on your paddle.

IF you don't like the Cherryflava suggestions, go to www.capetourism.org

January 07, 2004

Got Pimp juice?

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Forget Red Bull...if you want to be in with the bad ass brothers you gotta get a can of PIMP Juice. In line with other trends like rap snacks, Pimp Juice is the latest trend to emerge from Amerca's love of hip hop. Drink up homies.

www.letitloose.com

Movies for your phone

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A company in the UK is banking on the use of cellphone MMS technology by creating the worlds first downloadable phone videos. Just log onto their site and the friendly folks at MOBSVIDEO will send entertainment to your cellphone ranging from comedy to music videos. If you are into clips which are more 'adult' in content...you're going to have to pay for it.

So imaging what this could mean for the advertising industry in the future...viral marketers pay attention, the wave is coming.

January 06, 2004

Mornings Have Never Been So Invigorating!

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Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world's first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz ;)

It Works! Featured On...

TechTV
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Your Bathroom!

Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it's a gently envigorating soap ;) Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin...

Have smelly co-workers that sleep in too much? Give them the gift of Shower Shock...

Wake up: Get your bar at...www.thinkgeek.com

Smoking gun

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If you gave up smoking as a new year's resolution, then don't read this.
Forget about that tired old water pistol, the new thing is the ZERO BLASTER.
The ZERO BLASTER website claims that this nifty new gun can:

'The Zero Blaster launches 2 to 6 inch diameter non-toxic fog rings that sail up to fourteen feet. Easy to use, it is a great stress buster and with practice you'll be able to create bigger and better rings.


Challenge yourself or your friends to shoot at targets, hit one another's rings, intersect two rings or put one ring through another before they disappear.


The Zero Blaster is available in transluscent blue, red and purple. It comes with three ounces of Super Fog-Ring Fluid (cherry scent), enough for more than 25,000 fog rings.


The Zero Blaster uses the same liquid that Hollywood uses in the movies to make special effects fog. Like a snowflake, each fog ring is unique, expanding at its own rate and traveling at its own speed. You'll be captivated by their beauty, mesmerized by the myriad shapes you'll discover in every fog ring you create. The Zero Blaster will provide hours of good clean fun for children and adults alike.'

Want one...well it will cost you $19.95 and you can get it at: www.zerotoys.com

Where is my credit card?

New tunes for SA

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Although mobile music devices are not as popular as they are in countries that have vast numbers of people who travel to work on public transport, Apple SA have launched the iPod and the downloadable iTunes for the SA market. So now you can look as cool as Mary J. Blige and still live in darkest AFFFRIIICA. Only catch is that the MP3's for the devise cost .99US cents. Guess the rest of the uncool will have to carry on 'file sharing' MP3 on KAZAA.COM.

Check out: www.ipod.co.za.

January 05, 2004

What's in store in 2004?

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You're over the New Year's hangover and most of the Vaalies have gone back home....but what is going to happen in the rest of 2004?

IAfrica asked a couple of crystal ball gazers and they predict that Bush is going to have a really bad year and SA is going to have a bad September and the drought will continue.

January 04, 2004

NASA sees red

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The NASA space craft, named Spirit landed on the red planet yesterday and immediately sent back this photograph of the planet to let everybody back home know that things were OK USA!
There are even bets on the go that they might find some extraterestrial life on the red planet this time round.
I guess if they do find something it will give the Americans another civilisation to bomb.

A lolly to make you jolly

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Cape Town was a steaming 37 degrees today. Apparently this was the hottest day so far this summer season. As was expected the beaches were packed again and Cherryflava is almost positive that most of the beach ice cream sellers retired after today. It feels almost like living in Durban. Cold front should be sneaking into the city tomorrow....good luck to that.

January 03, 2004

Welcome 2004

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Summer is in full flight in the mother city and so is the phenominal beach traffic. Just getting to the beach is clearly a nightmare and therefore all beachgoers are clearly forgeign.