What’s your perfect length? Jeez the pressure is huge
Posted on 15. Jul, 2010 by Jonathan Cherry in Advertising
It’s no secret that marketing folk like to make you feel crap about yourself, so that you’ll buy their products and save yourself from an eternity of social exclusion.
Buy this bra and the boys will think you’ve got rocking tits, smell like this stuff and girls will believe you’re more capable of killing a rabid dog with your bare hands. Drink this beer, drive this car, fly this airline and your kids won’t consider you a poor loser.
But Gillette have managed to framed these woman [especially the last one] as the most feared judgemental critics after Simon Cowell. So what if it’s short and curly and hangs slightly to the left. It’s our facial hair and we’ll dunk it in our beer and lick the foamy tips of their store of precious, golden, goodness if we want to.
[thanks Simon]
