Bad ass suitcase stickers
Posted on 29. Jul, 2010 by Jonathan Cherry in Totally Whack
Hostage
We gotta get us a set of these to spice up our next trippy to Joburg.
They should do this for those plastic sandwich things at the airport that you can elect to have done to your luggage – at an extra fee of course.
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29. Jul, 2010
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29. Jul, 2010
why not, don’t be an ass ε:ʚ )
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29. Jul, 2010
yeah WHY NOT
Nate
29. Jul, 2010
Why not? Because it would mark you for unnecessary searches. If you like your bag being opened (and stuff likely stolen) by the baggage handlers (because they tend to steal items from bags they search), then by all means, put a sticker of drugs or money or a hostage on your suitcase. Also, waltz into the police station with a shirt saying \"COPS ARE PIGS.\"
Peter
29. Jul, 2010
Hey nate. Stop being such an asshole. Thanks.
Clarkson
29. Jul, 2010
Nate, this just in: settle the fuck down, spassy boy. What a pleasant jerk you must be to hang with.
steve
29. Jul, 2010
leave Nate alone hes not being a ass. he is right , putting a sticker like that on your bag would spark unwanted bag checks and could be a result of stuff getting stolen. don’t get me wrong i would use that sticker as a piratical joke just to walk through the airport but as far as travailing with the sticker, there is no way in hell.
Adam
29. Jul, 2010
You’re assuming that an average person will believe it is real. Steve and Nate, you’re assholes who deserve to be shot.
mike
29. Jul, 2010
yeah nate and steve are fucking retarded the people are the airport are gonna just laugh unless they’re as dumb as you fuck boys
David
30. Jul, 2010
It’d only spark searches if the security people are complete morons . . . . ummmmm . . . oh, wait a moment . . . .
Waffles
30. Jul, 2010
I would hope that if you had the hostage sticker on your bag that you would be severely beaten by security.
Stevie
30. Jul, 2010
They are fun to imagine having on your suitcase. Creative ideas that are fine to stare at on a computer screen but hard to implement in real life. Unless you want to be searched at every checkpoint. its analogous to wearing a full pimp outfit in real life: you know you’re not a pimp, but it still seems like it for the cops that drive by. They will still search you. all of you are idiots except for steve and nate. another example: you wear a shirt that says “I’m an idiot” because for some reason its funny, even though you might be really smart, everyone around you will still think you’re an idiot even though its a shirt.
Jen
30. Jul, 2010
Wow you all need to seriously calm the hell down. Just because some one has an opinion that is different from yours does not mean they are dumb, morons, or retarded and to say such only proved your ignorant intolerance.
Just because you’re luggage is searched doesn’t mean things will be stolen. I travel often and more often than not my luggage is searched and I have yet to have anything stolen.
While those stickers are clever and amusing I would not use then on my travel luggage. It will more than likely cause a search. Not because the security members are unintelligent but because it draws attention to you with a statement that laughs at issues the security takes very seriously and caused them to ask if you are doing something illegal which you take equally as lightly as those stickers.
What I REALLY want to know is why you think it’s ok to insult or threaten another human being because they voice an opinion that differs from yours. How is that ok? How is it ok to be so rude and judgmental to some one you know nothing about.
Wierzbicki
30. Jul, 2010
I want this full of money
Looks great
Lin
30. Jul, 2010
Normally I would love something like this, but I’m going to have to agree with those who AREN’T in favor of those putting these on your luggage. It’ll draw unnecessary attention at the airport when people should be more concerned about real security risks. To put it simply – this is just a really bad time for us to be fucking around at airports.
Chris
30. Jul, 2010
LEAVE NATE ALONE!!!!!!!! *cries
Love the hostage sticker, btw.
Scribbles
30. Jul, 2010
STEVE “..piratical joke”
WTF?
J
30. Jul, 2010
Who brings a hostage through an airport anyway? All mine are chained up in the basement, safe from nosy cops.
TJ Kipp
30. Jul, 2010
Wow, I agree with Jen. She (or he) is the only voice of reason…the idea is whimsical and I would even purchase one of these…but will not put it on my luggage when I’m at the airport. It’s because I am already impatient when I’m waiting 3 hours for a flight and wouldn’t want to risk being called out.
Flabby Elbows
30. Jul, 2010
If I saw someone walking through the airport with one of those I’d think it was so funny.
As if you’d be such a dumb ass to advertise you’re carrying illegal goods.
If you ain’t got nothing to hide then why not have some fun.
Jessster
30. Jul, 2010
I’m with Flabby . . . I think it’s F ing hilarious.
The rest of you ‘hard-ons’ need to lighten up.
JamMasterJay
30. Jul, 2010
The stickers are blatantly going to single you out for a bag check, some of you are complete retards, I hope you all get aids. See, I can target offence to other people with their own opinions too!! I’m so fucking clever!! Fucking Dicks
tototo
31. Jul, 2010
Mike:
‘Nate and Steve are fucking retarded’ is incorrect.
It should be Nate and Steve are fucking mentally challenged!
CapnMayhave
01. Aug, 2010
“Piratical joke” – flamboyant and highly noticeable, also often but not necessarily illegal, joke – as opposed to the “ninja joke” whose effects are commonly felt even though the event was not seen.
LCjustice
01. Aug, 2010
i just think they’re lame
deven dextra
01. Aug, 2010
I think it’s hilarious.So I love getting kicks/ I won’t bring drugs and if they do lose the case at least I get 100 bux a day till found and still get compensated. Ill load it with my avg crap.
Porky
01. Aug, 2010
Nate’s mom is a pig.
theSquirbit
02. Aug, 2010
Stop arguing. Let\’s just say everyone is retarded, okay?
SkinnyLittleGirl
03. Aug, 2010
You’re all ding dongs because none of this matters. Why? Because stickers won’t stick to a suitcase.
There, the real world wins again.
…and Nate is a pussy.
SPANKZ
08. Aug, 2010
as anybody who has been to an airport lately knows, this would just cause extra suspicion for everybody. airports are so uptight about this shit it just wouldn’t be smart to use this for air travel. I’m sure the uptight security wouldn’t think its funny when they have to take the extra time to search your bags. Plus the other sort of attention it would create…it is way more likely to be stolen or to have things stolen from it. People are just horrible about that these days. I would love it for going on road trips and stuff but i wouldn’t put this on my bag for the airport. This is coming from a 17 year old who was blessed with common sense. I like the idea! not bashing it….but..not for the airport.
SPANKZ
08. Aug, 2010
SkinnyLittleGirl….that is true though….maybe those hard plastic ones….
tango down
13. Sep, 2010
The funny thing is, people here are actually arguing about images of what looks to be the digital prototype of stickers that can be put on suitcases… I’m not saying don’t argue, because I truly enjoy reading this, but don’t take this shit to heart, it won’t make it to the mainstream anyway, so there isn’t any reason to fight for or against it.
Dooly Poolboy
11. Feb, 2011
6 more hats and I am the king until then the ocean is my paradise.