Google billboard in London confirms that Cape Town will be invaded by poms
Posted on 27. Jan, 2010 by Jonathan Cherry in 2010, Totally Whack
Two one-way tickets to cheap booze and sunshine please mate
Even our desperate attempts to discourage tourism to South Africa with innovative ideas like the ‘kill a tourist day’ and stories about stab- proof vests still don’t seem to be having an affect in stopping the hordes of dangerous football hooligans using clever tools like the Internet to book tickets to our quiet little seaside resort.
This Google Chrome billboard was recently spotted in London – tracking the slow thoughts and keyboard action of one such out-of-control binge-drinking England supporter.
3 hours to strategise how they’re going to get into a game?
Hmmm – in this country we use something called a ticket which kinda helps when the big SAPS dude wants to feel you up without buying you breakfast first. Storming football games is frowned upon here and could land you in a place where a stab-proof vest will be thought of as foreplay.
God help that new stadium…God help us all.
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blooKat
27. Jan, 2010
By June / July there’ll be no money left in the UK.
But at least there should be a new government!
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27. Jan, 2010
Crazy ad… Great little write up… Have fun with that new stadium.