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4 Christmas gift ideas for the much anticipated office party

Posted on 27. Nov, 2007 by Jonathan Cherry in Technology

Wondering what to get that lazy punk that calls himself your accountant? Here’s some ‘hot-right-now’ ideas you can throw around….

Kitty here is the perfect little something for the office flyhalf marketing manager.

Simply stick your pencil into the cat’s behind, sharpen and hear it meow! Every time your marketing maven has office meeting with the ad agency, the mere sharpening of a pencil will drive the point home that it’s results that count…not Loeries. [found here]

For your America counterpart, it has to be the Hillary Nutcracker. Rumour is that the company that produces this one [probably Chinese - so watch that lead count] is planning an Obama + Oprah combo-pack as well.
The South Africa version is a Jacob Zuma piggy bank. You shower it with money only to have it all disappear, but you keep it around anyway ’cause you love it. [from here]

For the guy that just can’t step away from his collection A-ha cassette tapes – it has to be the Knight Rider radio control car. Baywatch cozzie and loyaly card for Serenity rehabilitation clinic not included. [from here]

…and finally, the must-have gift for every staff member that frankly needs to lift their game in ‘08 – it’s the Pee and Poo soft toys from Sweden.
We spotted the massive success this duo were predicted to attain a couple of years ago, but have had little success with numerous written requests for the range to be stocked at local Toys ‘R’ Us stores.
Now available online, the pair are a perfect metaphor for the type of work you want you employees to try avoid in 2008. [get them here]