New iPhone’s most important features
Posted on 22. Jun, 2007 by Jonathan Cherry in Technology
The most anticipated gadget launch of all time is just one week away and The Onion has a detailed list of the most important features potential users can look forward to playing around with.
- Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall
- Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times
- Prominent Apple logo
For the rest – check out the important scoop on The Onion.
We only want one if it comes standard with an alarm tone featuring Steve Jobs himself gently whispering; "Awake – shake dreams from your head my pretty child my sweet".
