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Standard Bank thinks you’re dumber

Posted on 05. Apr, 2006 by Cassandra in Advertising

Beeeeg banking marketing news (appropriate sigh and shoulder shrug here) this morning is that SA bank No: 1, Standard Bank, have decided to boot out the old ‘Simpler, better, faster’ side of their business and are now ‘Inspired. Motivated. Involved’. [Fin24]

We would have been blown away had the blue people come up with a new line like:

Money, friendly, happy – that’s afterall what your clients want you choppers..and we’d probably bank with your had you the balls to cut the bull.