Why you so fat?
Posted on 09. Feb, 2006 by Cassandra in Totally Whack
Thank Kanye West…a new research document has just been published stating that a low-fat diet does in no way prevent chronic disease.
So as we’ve always said – food marketing itself as low-fat and all that heart foundation logo stuff is all damn lies.
Selling products on packed supermarket shelves is hard work.
The only way for these food companies to make you buy this stuff is to make it seem that buying ‘diet’ or ‘lowcal’ or ‘slimmers’ is going to make you look like Kate Moss.
You’re wrong – to look like Ms Moss you need to adhere to a strict regime of champagne, cigarettes, cocaine and clubbing.
Shooting a tiger after a hearty meal of a donut and a couple of lines of coke wouldn’t hurt either.
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jordan
15. Oct, 2010
you are so fat you could have 1000 pork sausages of your bell and 200 slices of bacon