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Posted on 28. Oct, 2005 by Cassandra in Totally Whack

The forums over at Men’s Health online have the answers to all of life’s puzzling questions.

Dear Men’s Health forum…

My son is a decent kid, but I started picking up signs that
he was gay recently. He is about to turn 17, and I’ve noticed that he
has not had many relationships with girls until now. His first
girlfriend he had when he was 15, and now he’s been dating a girl for
about 5 months. But like many people have pointed out, gays often try
to date girls to cover up their homosexuality.

So apart from the
inexperience with girls, there are some other clear signs of
homosexuality. For example, he likes music and he even plays an
instrument in high school. Also, he plays tennis which means he
probably likes to watch fit men running around.

What worries me is that he may not even know he’s gay yet.
I don’t want to shock or anger him when I reveal this to him, but that
may be unavoidable. Also, how should I tell his girlfriend? This could
potentially devestate the both of them, so I need to do it in the right
way.

And continues……

So kids who like music, play an instrument, and play
tennis are all gay. Your arriving at that conclusion is scary. Feeling
a need to express it to your son (AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!) is even scarier.

The
thing is, I’ve already told all my friends that he’s gay and if I can’t
get him to admit that he’s gay, I’ll lose a 500 dollar bet.

Poor kid…if Chopin and Boris Becker aren’t going to turn him, his parents sure will. [Via]