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YES Zulu watch

Posted on 26. Jan, 2005 by Cassandra in Technology

Yes_zulu If you’re a kite-boarder or surfski paddler…then listen up chump.

With the new YES Zulu watch you’ll be able to cut early from work and stuff in a time maximized downwind paddle, confidently knowing exactly what the tide is doing and when the sun is scheduled to sink below the horizon.

This bad boy’s got more features than you’ll ever possibly use….things like solar time, automatic time zone adjustment, a compass, calculates the phases of the moon a solar noon calculator, solstice and equinox alerts (to name but a few)…and looks fairly respectable too.

It’s not likely that you’ve ever going to be able to attach a more integrated and sophisticated time piece experience to your arm.

Now…get back to work, it’s going to take some grafting from you to be able to afford the nearly $800 price tag.

Full YES Zulu watch review. [Via]

2 Responses to “YES Zulu watch”

  1. Painter mo

    27. Jan, 2005

    I set up the MAAD website, and it’s supposed be a joke. If the newspapers had bothered to contact me before running the story I would have told them it was a spoof.
    The site had a link the the interdimensional pixie broadcast network for goodness sake, ridiculopusly detailed instructions on how to paint over a billboard, and a touching poem about painting over the curvy model sophie dahl.
    People are all too ready to believe any nonsense about Muslims, no matter how ridiculous , hence the easy acceptance of bogus intellegence about WMDs and who knows what else.
    world, you better wake up

  2. Cherryflava

    27. Jan, 2005

    We knew that….right?

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