America says sorry
Posted on 08. Nov, 2004 by Cassandra in Totally Whack
The Americans are sorry…again.
Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we’ll say we’re sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren’t.
Cherryflava’s not too sure what they’re so sorry about. So they have a comedian as a president. That’s fine as long as he makes us laugh. It’s an American tradition…just like Tara Reid’s wardrobe malfunction at a recent P Diddy gig.
P. Diddy didn’t run naked down Wall Street at his birthday party as he promised the other day, but Tara Reid did. We thought it was intentional when the starlet dropped her dress strap, popped her left breast out and then posed, smiling for photographers. [Via]
