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Jagshemash

Posted on 24. Aug, 2004 by Cassandra in Technology

borat If you love Borat…you’re just going to be lovin’ his unofficial site.

And if you’re wondering what the latest hype about Borat’s anti-semitic song lyric’s are all about….here’s the full score.

Cherryflava’s favourite Borat moment…..

Borat – Why do you like to hunt the fox?
Protestor 1 – I do not hunt the fox! I think people that hunt the fox are the scum of the earth.
(Borat shows the lady his bear hunting badge on his jacket lapel)
Borat – In Kazikstan…
Protestor 1 – You kill bears!
Borat – Yes. Kill them.
Protestor 1 – He kills bears!
Protestor 2 – You kill bears! That’s evil
Borat – No. In Kazakhstan we shoot animal. We do not hunt the fox.
Protestor 2 – Well you shouldn’t be talking to us because we love animals.
Borat – We love animal too.
Protestor 1 – So why do you shoot them?
Borat – For fun.
Protestor 1 – You evil bastard! Piss off!
(Borat walks away but then returns)
Borat – I do not kill fox.
Protestor 1 – But you kill bears.
Borat – There is no more bears in Kazakhstan.
Protestor 1 – Because you’ve killed them all!

6 Responses to “Jagshemash”

  1. Stephan

    24. Aug, 2004

    Wawaweeewa !

  2. Jeff

    24. Aug, 2004

    Ali G! LOL!

  3. Richie da great

    25. Nov, 2004

    jagshemash: i liked it,

  4. Paul

    04. May, 2005

    brood is gay

  5. dAN G

    04. May, 2005

    JAGESHEMASH ! ! ! !

  6. Jasmeet

    22. May, 2005

    Ali g iz da man!!!!!!!!! Borat is awesome!!!!!!!!!! bruno iz gay!!!!!!!!!!!!

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