Cherryflava

Pulp Fiction 2

Posted on 20. May, 2004 by Cassandra in Totally Whack

John Travolta was in SA for the last two days…apparently staying at the oh so posh Shamwari game reserve (he’s a movie star…so it would be rude for him not to splash out).

Cherryflava thinks that he was actually here to back up the script for the new Pulp Fiction 2…it’s the part where he tells Jules about his trip to ‘Africa’.

VINCENT
So what you want to know?

JULES
Well, dope is legal there, right?

VINCENT
Yeah, it’s legal, but is ain’t a
hundred percent legal. I mean you
can’t walk into a Spur, roll
a fat spliff, and start puffin’ away.
You’re only supposed to smoke in
shabeens, taxis, rugby stadiums or certain designated
places as laid down by the minister of health.

JULES
Those are normal clubs and bars?

VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this:
it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to
own it and, if you’re the
proprietor of a club or shabeen, it’s
legal to sell it. It’s legal to
carry it, which doesn’t really
matter ’cause — get a load of this
– if the cops stop you, it’s
illegal for you not to offer them some of your bankie.
Smoking it is a right that the
cops in South Africa have.

JULES
That did it, man — I’m fuckin’
goin’, that’s all there is to it.

VINCENT
You’ll dig it the most. But you
know what the funniest thing about
South Africa is?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
It’s the little differences. A
lotta the same shit we got here,
murder, robbery, fraud…all that good stuff
they got there, but there they’re a
little different.

It’s out soon. Pulp Fiction 2…Another day in Africa.