Snort your booze

It has always been said; that the guy who invents a cure for the common hangover will retire a very wealth dude.

Well, it's finally happened. A London-based inventor, Dominic Simler has invented a bong for booze called the AWOL (Alcohol with out liquid). This wicked device takes your favourite tipple and vapourizes it. You then slip on your drug-addict suit and shnarf your Bacardi.

According to Simler, the AWOL combines the liquor of your choice with pure oxygen and offers a number of advantages: your breath won't smell, the effect is almost immediate (once snorted or inhaled, the alcoholic gas goes straight into the bloodstream), and your drunken stupor won't last nearly as long as if you'd ingested the alcohol in liquid form (perfect if you have to return to work after your drinking session).

Another plus is; that because the alcohol is not in your stomach, you won't exhale any fumes. So those pecky traffic police can never bust your ass for drunk driving. It also bypasses the ingesting of any calories from the alcohol, so slim, supermodels can get totally rat-faced without having to worry about those extra pounds.

So there are definate advantages, but the devise is not very portable. It's going to be difficult sitting on the beach sucking a big glass bong. Plus I'm sure inhaling alcohol vapours is not going to do much for the healthy future functioning of your brain.

Cherryflava can't find a picture of the holy grail of party machinery, but it's available for use in this bar. Otherwise call Dominic for more details.

If this all seems weird man...try more traditional party products [Thanks Dolly]

Comments

[Ludvic]

Dis is da bong of da bongs, da peach of da peaches, da fix of da fixes. It ees a perla vic. How you say,"Bring it On mama!!" Tonight a gonna do da stuff straight up, Jack will be the main man. if I'm fuzzy tomorrow I let your ass know...